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EPISODE TWO
Janet: Doctor, it looks like a buried constellation!
Doctor Chess: Amazing! A UBC!
EPISODE THREE
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EPISODE ONE
Tina: Doctor, there's been another robbery at the British Museum Library!
Doctor Chess: If someone stole my copy of The Shadow No.1, I'll kill 'em!
EPISODE TWO
Reasonja: Yes, I borrowed the books. But, I fear it is too late.
EPISODE THREE
Sarge: Doc! We gotta split now !
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Nadia: Doctor Chess, you made it!
Jex: Doctor Chess, you're limping badly!
Doctor Chess: I re-thrashed my knee. Get me to a hospital. You'd better drive.
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EPISODE ONE
Nurse: November Nurse reporting for duty, Doctor Chess.
Doctor Chess: Oh no! Not you again!
Nurse: Doctor Chess, you say the sweetest things.
Doctor Chess: Speaking of 'sweet', where's my chocolate cheese pizza?
Nurse: Sorry, Doctor Chess, no more chocolate cheese pizza for you. From now on lots of vegetables and fruit drinks. And no sour looks! You agreed to get your knee put back in shape.
Doctor Chess: I didn't agree to torture. I demand a recount! And where's my root beer?
Nurse: No more root beer.
Doctor Chess: Animal cookies?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Pretzels?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Maple bars?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Lemon meringue pie?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Fizzies?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Hot pastrami sandwich?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Cold pa...?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Jolt Cola?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Sweet and Sour Chicken?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Bacon chess burger?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Fifteen chili dogs?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Fourteen ch...?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Butterscotch candy?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Sugar Frosted Flakes?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Klondikes?
Nurse: No!
EPISODE TWO
Nurse: Doctor Chess, these X-rays of your knee are perplexing. Is there a reverse of 22H?
Doctor Chess: The other side is just the same.
Nurse: Hmmm, do you know what materials were used in the original reconstruction? There is no record.
Doctor Chess: I could use a Snicker Bar to help me remember.
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Barbeque potato chips?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Reg...
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Strawberry short cake?
Nurse: No.
Doctor Chess: Strawberry long...?
Nurse: No. Doctor Chess...
Doctor Chess: Hmmm?
Nurse: This file is not clear. Did you really break that bank robber's nose by throwing a football at him?
Doctor Chess: Actually, the bank robber in front, broke his partner's nose and knocked him out. The front guy's head snapped back and bonked his buddy.
Nurse: What caused his head to snap back?
Doctor Chess: A football hit the front bank robber on the jaw.
Nurse: Breaking his jaw in two places and knocking him out, too?
Doctor Chess: Right.
Nurse: You could have been shot. Why did you do that?
Doctor Chess: He was going to take Sally Schoolgirl hostage. How about French toast?
Nurse: No!
Doctor Chess: Well what can I have?
Nurse: Breakfast, bioflavonoid enriched goat yogurt...
Doctor Chess: Have you been talking to Skillman?
Nurse: Lunch, a liver and whey shake.
Doctor Chess: What?
Nurse: Dinner, brewer's yeast in warm purified water, spinach and broccoli.
Doctor Chess: Ok, sounds delicious. I'll make lunch. You can go home now.
Nurse: Nice try, Doctor Chess. I'll make lunch. You go outside and rest in the high hammock. Now scoot!
Doctor Chess: But, I...
Nurse: I said scoot!
Doctor Chess: Wake me when this nursemare is over.
EPISODE THREE
Nurse: Doctor Chess, you've been out for two whole hours. Doctor Chess, wake up now. Doctor...?
Doctor Chess: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Nurse: Doctor......
Doctor Chess: Zzzzzzz.... Zero Play.... on three... X Triple Wings on Two... Hut... Hut... zzzzzzzz... press into the clay... zzzzz... when... zzzz... other King creates The Face, the Rook is free.... is free... is free... zzzz... hide the recorder.... zzzz... don't tell coach... zzzzzzzz....... what do you mean, what do I mean... zzzzzzz... there is nothing... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... as useless... an... H without... without... without... zzzzzzzzz... see you... see you... zzzzz.... in.... the Super.... Bowl....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... the sky... zzzzzzz... is gray....
Nurse: Oh my! He's having a Locked Rotation Dream!
EPISODE FOUR
Nurse: Doctor Chess, listen carefully... you are having a Locked Rotation Dream. When the dream comes around again, I am going to try and pull you out.
EPISODE FIVE
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EPISODE ONE
Vanetta: These Fizzies taste fantastic. How is yours?
Villainius: Never mind that. You get rid of the brat. I'll get Doctor Chess to go outside.
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EPISODE THREE
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Trixie Jinx: Doctor Chess, the Hour Glass of Gloom contains Black Sand from Hawaii. I remember my father bringing glass jars of Black Sand when I was a little girl.
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EPISODE THREE
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