EPISODE ONE

EPISODE TWO

EPISODE THREE

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EPISODE ONE

EPISODE TWO

Charles Engineer: Wow! Twenty-two minutes on the first take! Can you spin it again, Doctor?

Peggy: Sue said Doctor Chess was, The World’s Greatest Football Spinner.

Doctor Chess: Just warmin' up.

EPISODE THREE

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EPISODE ONE

Zoomie: Doctor, my hair is killing me!

Doctor Chess: Zoomie, relax and breathe slowly. Now watch my pocket watch.

LATER

Doctor Chess: Ok... clipboard check time. School?

Zoomie: Insane...

Doctor Chess: Work?

Zoomie: Down the drain... Doctor Chess, you kill me. You're so loggy.

Doctor Chess: Loggy?

Zoomie: You know... logical.

Doctor Chess: Oh that...Olga's father thought so, too.

Zoomie: Is he as loggy as you are?

Doctor Chess: "Nobody is."

EPISODE TWO

EPISODE THREE

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The W War

EPISODE ONE

Sam Shamus: Doctor Chess said that he pulled the old left handed legerdemain trick on the bad guys. And that this is the real one. He said the secret code was inherent on this thing. Hmmmmm... what could it be?

LATER

Sam Shamus: Something big must be up. They are devoted to destroy anything that promotes logic.

Miss Ultra Typer: Or anyone?

EPISODE TWO

Sam Shamus: Hey Kid, anything in there about Doctor Chess?

Kid: Doctor Chess? Where you been, Bub? The Doc died eleven years ago.

Sam Shamus: Don't believe everything you read in the newspapers, Sonny.

Kid: I don't. That's why I listen to the radio.

Sam Shamus: Hmmmm... the radio...

EPISODE THREE

Sam Shamus: I'm telling you I don't know where Doctor Chess is!

Agent One: There ain't no record of Doctor Chess before this year. Something awful funny is going on.

Agent Two: The Doc's chess kids beat those Russians in that tournament with stuff no one saw comin'. Where'd he come up with moves like that?

Sam Shamus: Maybe on the back of a cereal box. How should I know?

Agent One: Well, you were there with that Russian babe. You know somethin'. Start talkin'.

Agent One: And what about those plays he ran at that football game. Nobody runs an offense like that. That offense is out of this world! By the time we found out that Doctor Chess was playing quarterback, he was gone.

Sam Shamus: You're just sore 'cause you lost five bucks on the game.

Agent Two: Well, we're closin' in on Doctor Chess. We'll get 'im with or without your help.

Sam Shamus: Who you kiddin'? He slipped by you in China, Russia, Berlin and the Big Donut in Compton. You got as much chance of catchin' the Doc as a fat man catchin' a falcon.

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The Quintessential Quarterback

EPISODE ONE

Doctor Chess: You didn’t tell me that the person was a Dream Seamstress! And that this place looks like a werewolf movie set!

Sheila Girling: Doctor, don’t be upset. I think she can help. Shhhh, here she comes!

Dream Seamstress: Tell me, my son, all about your dream…

To be continued...

The Onyx Obelisk

The Rooks of Wrath