EPISODE ONE
Regina: Doctor, my wheelchair will never make it.
EPISODE TWO
EPISODE THREE
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EPISODE ONE
Eleanor: Comrades, we need help.
Victor: I have a plan.
Alexandra: It must be pedantic!
EPISODE TWO
Gadget Guy: Doctor Chess, sorry I'm late! Here's the new stuff....
Doctor Chess: Nice. What does it pack?
Gadget Guy: Forty-four of these...
Doctor Chess: Stealth PF-44's... I heard rumors about 'em... great. I'll be way deep in enemy territory. I may need to get help in a hurry. Got anything?
Gadget Guy: I've got just the thing...
Doctor Chess: Beautiful... what does it do?
Gadget Guy: ... if you need serious help, press the button three times. You can set it to whatever time you need to arm it.
EPISODE THREE
Sidney: Doctor Chess, here are your papers.
Melina: Doctor Chess, here are the train schedules.
EPISODE FOUR
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EPISODE ONE
The President: Get Bobby in here now!
EPISODE TWO
The President: ... and that's the challenge.
The Attorney General: I think I know the guy for the job.
EPISODE THREE
Doctor Chess:...and I quote,
'Belief in the existence of Logic is not tested in any ordinary way like other factual claims. The reason for that is metaphysically because of the non-natural character of Logic and epistemologically because of the pre-suppositional character of commitment for or against its existence.'
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EPISODE ONE
Coach Lyles: Doc, put that comic book down. This is serious. I know you've got a bum knee, but I need you to quarterback my team. Half the guys are stuck in a snow storm. The commissioner gave us special one game contracts so we don't have to forfeit. The new guys are terrible.
Doctor Chess: C'mon coach, how bad can they be?
EPISODE TWO
Larry: Moe, kick a homerun over there!
Curly: N'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk, not a homerun! Kick a basket over there!
Moe: Shut up, you knuckleheads! I'm gonna throw a checkmate!
EPISODE THREE
Rae: Doctor Chess, there's no time to lose!
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EPISODE ONE
Shannon: Doctor Chess, isn't this a magnificent portrait?
Doctor Chess: Yes, she's beautiful...
Shannon: The train, Doctor Chess!
Doctor Chess: What a beautiful name... Train...
EPISODE TWO
Shannon: Doctor Chess, be careful.
EPISODE THREE
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EPISODE ONE
The President: This guy Chess fits the bill. Go get 'im!
The Lawyer: Mr. President, you will need an Executive Order.
The General: No problem.
EPISODE TWO
The General: Doctor Chess, your country needs you. Let's step outside, so Gadget Guy can show you the new toy.
Gadget Guy: Check it out, Doc.
Doctor Chess: Does it come with a passenger ejector seat?
Gadget Guy: Doc! This ain't fiction you know!
Doctor Chess: Just kiddin'. You got a deal, General. Same as before...one million and I get to keep this toy. Cool?
The General: Ok, Kid. You've got The Football.
EPISODE THREE
Snake: Doctor Chess? I thought you were dead.
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EPISODE ONE
The Director: Doctor Chess, we need your help.
EPISODE TWO
Gadget Guy: Doc, this vest has 22 hidden weapons.
EPISODE THREE
Nazi Guard: Passwords!
Doctor Chess: Der adler ist gelandet.
Nazi Guard: Go!
Later:
Lynda: Doctor, they're using The Purple Tiger Opening!
To be continued...